Daddy's Home !!!
 

>>>>>The Phone Call - Daddy's Home!
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>>>>>"Hello?"
>>>>>"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>>>>"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
>>>>> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
>>>>> Paul."
>>>>> "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
>>>>> Brief Pause.
>>>>> "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
>>>>> the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
>>>>> Mommy
>>>>> that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
>>>>> "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
>>>>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did
>>>>> it Daddy."
>>>>> "And what happened honey?" he asked.
>>>>> "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
>>>>>clothes on and
>>>>> ran around screaming. Then She tripped over the rug, hit her head on
>>>>> the
>>>>> dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>>>> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>>>> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all Scared
>>>>> and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
>>>>> guess
>>>>> he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He
>>>>> hit
>>>>> the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
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>>>>> ***Long Pause***
>>>>>
>>>>> ***Longer Pause***
>>>>>
>>>>> Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?
>>>>> Is this 486-5731?

Re: Daddy's Home !!!
 

Cold, but funny.