My Job Description
 

I happened on this amusing bit of doggeral that pretty much describes the situation that I often find myself in here at home.

MY JOB
It's not my place
to run the train,
the whistle
I can't blow.

It's not my place
to say how far
the trains allowed
to go.

It's not my place
to shoot off steam,
nor even clang
the bell.

BUT...

Let the damn thing
jump the tracks
AND SEE WHO CATCHES HELL!!!

Like I said, it just says what I've often thought at times.