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"...But the only problem is that I can't wear a stitch of any of the clothing that I own. And that is the truth. I have two pairs of pants, they are sweats. One pair of shorts. And a whole bunch of T-shirts. Like four or five sets of suspenders. And a lot of running shoes. And a lot of socks and support hose."
Sweats, suspenders, t-shirts and running shoes -- does anybody else think this sounds like Mork? At least his kids know what to get him for Christmas this year
