quote:Originally posted by theotterjudy:
Erica/Sundreme: here and now is the place for YOUR list, eh? Got the time to type it all here? Hope so! Go for it!
--Judy
What Judy's refering to is something I posted on the newsgroup a years ago, then expanded on a Lightfoot mailing list we're on. Coincidentally, I sent it to the list only a few days before this thread began. What I posted was a Letterman show style list entitled "Top 12 Ways to tell that you are too Obsessed with Gordon Lightfoot" I've added another item, so now I present..."The Top 13 Ways To Tell That You Are Too Obsessed with Gordon Lighfoot"
13. You were captain of the winning team during a Gordon Lightfoot trivia game at a Gordon Lightfoot fan convention.
12. You sigh anytime someone mentions 1938.
11. Someone says "Let us pray" and you turn to face Orillia.
10. You use all or part of his birthdate as your ATM PIN number.
9.You hear mystery sounds in his recordings.
8.You ARGUE about the mystery sounds heard in his recordings.
7. You analyze his use of the word "The" in his songs.
6. You ARGUE over the analysis of the word "The" in his songs.
5. You own every thing he ever recorded, but you check the CD section of your local music store just to MAKE SURE they are carrying his stuff.
4. You use the "He dissed Gord" defense at your trial.
3. Every day you look up the horoscope for Scorpio even though you claim you don't believe in astrology and you happen to be a Capricorn.
2. You write a nasty letter to Entertainment Tonight for leaving him out of their "Today's Birthdays" segment.
And the number one way to tell that you are TOO obsessed with Gordon Lightfoot:
You write a nasty letter to Playgirl for leaving him out of their "Best Buns in North America" issue.
Erica
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