OK the rez sent me an email with a dozen great fun pictures but despite showing him quite clearly in reply how to display them here he declined so as I had uploaded them to my site already you can see them at:-
http://www.johnfowles.org.uk/funthin...om_the_Rez.htm
to give you an idea these two I particularly love:-
John Fowles
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
and I bet that hurt
Then when a spider sat down beside her she told him to p... off