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Old 10-04-2007, 09:55 AM   #43
2Much2Lose
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Default Re: (Game)You Know You've Been Listening to Too much Gord when...

When you are sleepwalking in your pajamas, you reach your commuter train, and you try to climb aboard unseen. I KNEW I could do it !

When you introduce your mother's brother as "Uncle Toad."

When you start rubbing the wrong girl right, and you wake up alone in a wet bed. It's ok, that was the dream when Betty called me in.

When you stay up all night and can't get sleep because you're trying to figure out how long a moment like this could belong to someone. And it's twenty years after she'd gone and you still think you smell perfume. The answer's "20 years," you dope. Now get some sleep!

When you've completed your five-year search for a harbor that includes a lady barber.
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