[timetraveler]

I got a good chuckle out of that one myself. I can also sympathise with you about your tree disposal problem. Usually, when folks here are finished with their trees, they sometimes take them to Pinnacle Mountain State Park & they get collected there so that they could be used to help form protected habitat for fish. And then for some odd reason they stopped doing that & left a loty of people wondering just what on earth to do with their trees, as officials were either telling them to take them to the dump, only to be told that there was no room for them. Makes me glad we have an artificial tree.