1. Your only vacation destinations are The Grand Canyon,Flagstaff,Tucson & Yuma.
2. All of your everyday conversations revolve around these topics :
"It's A Dry Heat",
"It's so humid",
"When's it gonna rain?"
"I remember when it got to 122 degrees back in ....."
also The Diamondbacks,The Phoenix Suns and the losing record of the Cardinals football team.
3. The news anchors are the same one's that were there over 30 years ago!
4. You keep talking about how much you hate AZ/Phoenix or other surrounding cities but never move away.
5. You're wardrobe consisits of nothing but shorts,T-Shirts,flip-flops and gosh awful green visor caps!
6. You have skin tone & color like actor George Hamilton! LOL!!
7. The only TV show you ever watch is "Alice".
8. You still think of the Bob Crane incident of 1978 as the biggest news story of the century.
9. You still think of Arizona as the last formed in the Union.
10. You mistake a drawing of a square as a map of Phoenix! LOL!! x 2!
11. The only artists you listen too are Marty Robbins,Alice Cooper,Linda Ronstadt,The Gin Blossoms,Jordin Sparks and Stevie Nicks (as well as Fleetwood Mac, because she's in the group).
12. You only call their oldies station 94.5 Kool Fm to request Gordon's "Carefree Highway" & "Arizona" by Mark Lindsay and the afore mentioned artists.