[MistyMoppens]

It's about time, RM. I only wonder what took you so long to "own it." Oh, I forgot. You were in online rehab. Plus... I thought *I* was the "only one"... Turns out you not only had chicks stashed in every corner of this website but all over the world wide web as well. CHEATER! I'm a GOOD girl. I don't mind having a filthy 3 year tryst with a married man but he better darn well not be seeing any other skanky ho but me! *slap!* Personally, I believe you WERE using "performance enhancing drugs", Superman. So that part of your heart felt apology was a load of poopie. PS - please call me ASAP, Baby. I can't wait to see you and your millions again.

BTW - I actually don't think Tiger "talks a good talk." I've never seen a more insincere creep in my entire life. He was so full of rage at being backed into this corner and losing control he was literally trembling the entire time. Jerk.

PS - When Tiger-Poo mentioned "performance enhancing drugs" I actually thought he meant Viagra and was really annoyed about it but my Dear Hubby set me straight after he stopped laughing. So "Tiger The Tiger" meant steroids? um..... oh... *never mind!*