Wow - another great corfid conversation... when I heard US bums I thought y'all were talking about me (just kidding but I couldn't resist). Anyway try and think of all the silver linings such as: no turkey to cook, no house to clean, no relatives snoring on your couches 15 minutes after dinner is done, etc.
And I'm sure if there were a few of us we could find a place to throw a turkey on the table with some trimmings if we asked politely.
Not sure how the schedule looks that far out but it's never too early to consider the possibilities.
As the old song says:
You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
But don't mess with mister inbetween
Peace,
Bill