[QUOTE=johnfowles;180828]RIchard The Third (III)
Amazing news today from Lester Ingland
the body of a famous royal hunchback complete with twisted spine has been found
whilst excavating a car park and proved by DNA testing of a descendant of the king's eldest sister the son now living in London of a family traced to Canada
"Roman soldiers on parade are given the order to number from the right. Aye, shouts number one, aye aye, shouts number two, aye aye aye shouts number three (I still didn't get it at that point). But then the next soldier shouts aye vee ..."
But the funniest reference to this king must be the late Peter sellers taking the urine
out of both The Beatles and Sir Laurence Olivier
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"Sir" John Fowles Bt
Honorary Curator Bootleg Museum
(where Sir does not signify that I am a fully benighted Knight just a Bt which signifies a humble Baronet -?? read the wiki!)
I meant no one no harm
Once inside we found a curious moonbeam
Doing dances on the floor