No offense taken. Great pics. O.K., I've spent about 1/2 an hour coming up with Jewish-themed Gord-related song titles. Hope you like 'em:
14 Karat Golda (The Jewish Princess)
A Lesson in Kabballistic Love
A Rock-Hard Matzoh Ball Passing Through(Oy!)
Affaire on My Visa Card
All I'm After is a Nice Jewish Doctor
All the Lovely Shiksas (not a bad word!!)
I Used to Be a Yiddische Singer
I'd Do Anything for Love(Another Headache?)
Drink Yer Glasses Empty (3 More to Go - It's Passover!)
Blackberry Whine ("It's Not Manischewitz!")
Mama Said, "It's Cold on the Shoulder -- Put
on a Sweater"
I'll Be Alright Once I've Had my Sanka
Magnificent Outpouring (Annual High Holyday
pledge drive)
My 1972 Dodge Dart Won't Go
Race Among the Sale Racks at Macy's
Remember Me? I'm the One Who Put You
Through Dentistry School!
Shellfish -- Not in MY kosher home!!
Sit Down Young Stranger (and wipe your feet)
Stay Loose (Take your Ex-Lax, Moishe)
Thank You for the Promises (Now What About
That Trip to Palm Springs?)
The Way I Feel -- OY! Don't Ask!
Too Much to Lose -- I'm on Weight Watchers
Again
You'll Still be Needing Me,Mama said,
Never Mind You're Married!
O.K., how was that??
[This message has been edited by Sheryl Klein (edited December 05, 2004).]
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