Thanks for posting this Char. This parody is quite good! Here in the L.A. area the media is in a frenzy over Beckham's arrival. Frankly, most sports fans here could not care less. He is past his prime as a player and soccer will not appeal to the American sports fan until there is more scoring in the game.
Give me hockey any day over soccer (even over the NFL as well!) How 'bout those Ducks, eh?
(I suspect I may be a Canadian trapped in a US citizen's body!)