Lightfoot Zippoed his portion while I ate mine just as he was. I only ate one of Lyle's little legs so it's not like there was much to roast anyway. Lightfoot devoured the breast, the other leg, neck and wings. Lyle's little beak was used to clean his teeth and then Lightfoot flung it into the frigid Chiniguntha like a cigarette butt and said "I hated that little sob anyway. If it wasn't for Meatloaf, I would have killed that little bastard years ago. Did I ever tell you the story about the fire Lyle caused at my party?" That's when he told me how the fire started.
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